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I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him

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(251): View more from Alabama

Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree

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(313): View more from Michigan

She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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(716): View more from New York

Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?

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