You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize