nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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