what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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