Will you blow on my dice?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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