I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
