The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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