Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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