i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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