butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do vagina's smell?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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