I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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