its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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