theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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