There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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