the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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