What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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