everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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