Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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