i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
They took my balls.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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