dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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