Where is the hickey?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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