my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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