There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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