Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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