It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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