how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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