Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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