quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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