I wish my penis had an off switch
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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