What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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