Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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