I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
MIDGETS
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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