I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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