when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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