Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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