How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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