guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Who did Billy Mays play for?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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