Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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