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Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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