I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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