We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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