I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
