oh god the rape fog is back!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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