Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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