To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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