i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
handjob tips. give me some.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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