Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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