you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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