Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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