you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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