I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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