just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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