Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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