no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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