sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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