Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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