I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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